Genius Prodigy Info-Marketer Says “Frick It!” &

Makes Public For $0.00 His "Treasure Trove" Of Obscure Marketing Resources So Good They’re Practically

Genius Prodigy Info-Marketer Says “Frick It!” & Makes Public For $0.00 His "Treasure Trove" Of Obscure Marketing Resources So Good They’re Practically

FREE MONEY!

For Any Info-Seller, Marketer, Or Copywriter Smarter Than A 6-Year-Old

“This is like crack cocaine for anyone in the info-space. Maybe even better.” Says this hotheaded (yet strangely handsome) info-marketer who sells no course of his own.

"I've spent 1.5 years scouring the dirtiest, deadliest places on the internet for every last scrap of useful info-marketing material I could find. And now, at long last, I've decided to publicize this one-of-a-kind set of resources for the good of mankind. Also so I can get my capitalist pig fingers on some leads. But that's saying the quiet part out loud."

Trystan

Swindall

Handsome Info-Marketer, Copywriter, King

From The Throne Of King Trystan

If you're an info-seller, marketer, copywriter, or just about anyone in the info-space, and you'd like to snatch up what is (in my opinion) one of, if not the best collection of info-product marketing and copywriting resources in existence for $0.00 (yes, actually free)… then you should probably click on one of the big fat obnoxious red buttons scattered around this page. Because you know... that's sort of how you get the resources.

Anyway, here’s the story behind all this:

My name is Trystan Swindall.

You might know about my unparalleled YouTube analyses and breakdowns of the info-space (which have already, despite my incredibly small personal brand size, inspired a number of copycats)...

My brilliant marketing exploits banking multiple thousands of dollars for overjoyed clients...

My seemingly unrivaled inner circle ranging from 3,000,000+ follower "whales", to 7-figure industry giants, to "invisible operators" quietly running the info-space behind the scenes...

My battle-honed direct response copywriting skills repeatedly lauded as "irresistible", "absolutely insane" or "the best I've seen in a very long time"...

Or that I am even so revered in the space, I am often called... among many other titles... KING!

(And no, that's not a joke. Don't worry, you'll learn more than enough about that when you grab your resources 😈)

But what you might NOT know about me...

Is that despite everything I've accomplished in the info-marketing world...

There's one question I've never been able to answer:

Why In The Actual Frick Is It So Dang Hard To Find

Good Info-Marketing Resources Online?

Why In The Actual Frick Is It So Dang Hard To Find Good Info-Marketing

Resources Online?

Yes, you can find breadcrumbs here or there.

But to this day, I have failed to locate a single site, forum, or community on the entire internet that houses, in one place, a decent collection of info-marketing resources.

At this point, dudes are selling this type of stuff on eBay.

I even see an ad up there that I'm giving you for free today lol

Yet…

Though I've failed to find a solution to this problem...

That's not to say I haven't succeeded in CREATING one. But it sure wasn't easy.

In fact, dearest reader, to build up such a fat collection of books, resources, copywriting swipes, and everything else info-marketing, I've had to slog head-deep through the nastiest cesspools on the internet, including, but not limited to:

  • Strange Discord servers

  • “Blackhat” hacker forums

  • Suspicious YouTube description links of people with little to no subscribers

  • An invite-only elite copywriting inner circle that I was not supposed to find

  • Among many other places. Places I dare not name.

And now, for the very first time, I have uncaged the vast majority of my resources for the masses to exploit and violently profit off of, just as I have.

In case you're ready to rock and roll, here's that cute little button again. This time it's a nice shade of blue in case that floats your boat more.

Let me again be clear:

This "Smoking Hot Babe" Of A Collection Is Free For Anyone To Get Their Hands On!

Why anyone would read this far down the page when they could already be diving into their free resources is beyond me. (You weirdo)

But, to help you make your decision, I have graciously decided to personally spoon-feed you a tiny taste of what’s inside:

  • A disgustingly difficult challenge issued by the man often called "the greatest copywriter of all time", rumored to be able to turn anyone into a world-class marketer in 30-days. (I will warn you that this is not even close to worth attempting unless you're in a "do or die" situation and absolutely hellbent on making your next funnel convert.)

  • Want to bring in fatter stacks from your email marketing? Here's my updated list of the 49 world-class email marketers I religiously read, study, and steal from every day.

  • A collection of 25 "tell-all" marketing letters written by an imprisoned copywriter from Ohio (This book used to cost over $100.00, and was only available handwritten, barely legible, with no index, page numbers, or even a cover... yet pretty much every marketer "in the know" wanted to get their hands on one.)

  • A surprisingly legal method to get the complete collection (20+ years worth) of a famous direct response marketer's prestigious $2,855 newsletter, free.

  • David Ogilvy (hailed as the Father of Advertising): “Nobody, at any level, should be allowed to have anything to do with advertising until he has read this book seven times. It changed the course of my life.” You get the exact book he's talking about for free.

  • A website with 518+ swipe files of reverse-engineered and fully-annotated winning sales letters, emails, ads, and just about anything else your heart may desire.

  • An ancient copywriting book written by an occultist that was praised by legendary copywriter Gary Halbert. (This book is almost 100 years old, but just as, if not MORE applicable than when he wrote it. And I'm not just saying that to make this bullet sound sexier. Much of what he talks about is "forgotten knowledge" not even known about, much less implemented in today's info-space.)

  • My "lost archive" of 40 videos about copywriting I unlisted. (Several fans begged me to put these videos back up because of how valuable they were, so I made them available here.)

  • A list of 21 "bullet secrets" that ignite the selling power of your copy. I'm using bullet type #7 right now.

And...

A Gluttonously "Fat Bag" Of Winning Funnels &

Sales Letters In Any Niche You Can Think Of

This is a cool one.

It's a monstrously sized folder I found in the depths of a Discord server of over 10 gigabytes of winning funnels and sales letters in pretty much every niche.

Here's another button in case you're ready.

Not yet? Alright then, continuing on...

  • Never write a bad headline again: A swipe file of 10,000 winning headlines compiled by marketer Jay Abraham, known as the $21.7 billion man for the amount of combined revenue he's generated for his clients.

  • In a cut-throat market? (Biz-opp, health, relationships, etc.) Here's a slab of 81+ winning long-form sales letters in the most advanced, high-competition markets known to man.

  • An obscure book (written by the man known as the pioneer of direct response advertising) that is on the required reading list of every major advertising agency.

  • Mystery! A lost archive of "marketing bullets" scrubbed from the internet by its creator who took a vow of silence to never publicly speak about copywriting or marketing ever again. But now?

  • Plot Twist! After nearly 20 years, this copywriter (universally recognized as the world's greatest copywriter to those "in the know", though rarely even heard of by anyone else) has broken his silence and reemerged onto the marketing scene with an all-new newsletter that reveals his best secrets. This hidden newsletter, to my knowledge, is not publicly advertised and known only through referral. I leak the link to subscribe.

  • A "stick letter" written by none other than the Prince of Print, Sir Gary Halbert psychologically designed to make people unable to cancel continuity offers, effectively curb stomping your churn rate. This is perfect for folks who run MRR communities or other monthly subscription offers, but works for mid or high-ticket offers as well.

  • A scary folder containing over 3,000 ads, copywriting examples, and funnels. How can a folder be scary? Friend, sometimes ignorance is bliss.

  • The one-of-a-kind (I am the only person who possesses this currently) Gary Bencivenga "Master Collection". This man is often hailed as the best copywriter still living today. I believe I possess the largest collection of his ads on the internet.

  • A "Google prompt" that automatically "mines" currently-running winning sales letters and funnels from Agora Financial, the info-marketing giant raking in $130,000,000/yr.

And finally...

A Free Subscription To My Outrageously

Entertaining Daily Email List!

Unless you are VERY privy to the small world of elite email marketing, there is little chance you will EVER come across an email list as enjoyable or as addictive as mine.

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"I looove reading your emails xx"

"sh*t i gotta improve my storytelling, that story was funny af"

"have not seen copy this good in a long time"

"W email"

"Bro what kind of devious side-quests have you been taking on to end up in that situation 😭😭" (The email he is talking about was wild)

"copy is fire"

"You are a really good copywriter"

"Solid copywriting"

"Your emails are the best"

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As far as I'm concerned, I'm doing you a favor by sending my emails.

So if you're for some reason afraid of getting a brand new example of the highest-level marketing in your inbox every day, you clearly don't "get it", and you aren't the type of person I want on my list anyway. Feel free to leave this page now.

Otherwise, grab your resources, check your inbox tomorrow morning, and before you know it, you won't be able to live without your daily hit of Trystan Swindall.

Okay, that was arrogant even for my standards.

Let's Wrap This Baby Up

At this point, you either want the free resources or you don't.

Click the button below if you want them. Otherwise, you are free to go.